SQUEEGEE-GREETINGS CITIZENS, AND LEGAL RESIDENTS, …AND ILLEGAL ALIENS!!! I AM SQUEEGEEMAN!!! NEW YORK CITY'S RESIDENT SUPERHERO!!! FORMER PROTECTOR OF A SMALL UPSTATE TOWN, TURNED MASS-DO-GOODER, I HAVE SQUEEGEE-VOWED TO FIGHT CRIME AND GRIME IN NEW YORK CITY!!! WHEN YOU WALK DOWN A CLEAN STREET OR MAKE IT HOME WITHOUT GETTING MUGGED YOU CAN THANK ME- SQUEEGEEMAN!!!

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